You know you’ve hit rock bottom…
When on New Year’s Day you leave your husband at home with the 3 boys.
Head to the movies in pouring rain.
Park the car illegally.
Run into the theatre.
Bypass the ticket booth and head for the snack bar.
Buy a LARGE popcorn with extra butter and Milk Duds.
Then proceed to head back to the car and drive home.
All because you’re craving popcorn and Milk Duds like you CAN’T BELIEVE!