You know the saying, “When you gotta go, you gotta go!”?
Well, this is especially true when you’re pregnant. (As all you mamas will attest!)
Last night Matt and I (along with the boys) were at Home Depot (oh, by the way, all the Christmas stuff was 75% off).
And… well, I had to go (pee) BAD! Like, REALLY BAD. Where you can’t stand up straight BAD. Never mind have someone make you laugh!
So I run down to the restroom area to be greeted with the “Closed for Cleaning” sandwich board.
I even called in to see if anyone was in there (“Hello (timid) Hello (not timid)… anyone there?”)
A man calls out to me, “Closed for cleaning, lady.”
So… I did what any pregnant-woman-who-needs-to-pee-so-bad-she-may-burst would do. I went to the Men’s Restroom (with 1 man in there, not peeing – don’t worry — just washing his hands) and went.
Either that… or I would be blaming an “accident” on my 3 year old son in the middle of Home Depot. (Sorry, William!)
Seeing Matt’s face when I exited the Men’s Room was priceless. The poor guy was waiting in front of the Ladies Room (thinking I bypased the big man inside cleaning).
Ahh… gotta love the stuff we can do when we’re pregnant.